I have the uncanny ability to make a total jackass of myself when beer is involved.
In other unrelated news I had so much fun last night.
YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’
EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.
YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?
ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.
(via fluffypooky)
There’s a big muscle group in your arm pits
Bootcamp best me up into oblivion… and today is only day one of recovery. Tomorrow is going to suck*, bootcamp after work with a body that has sore muscles I didn’t even know existed.
*be awesome
One clean puppy
So I’ve got a bit of a crush…
I never want my toothbrush in anyones […] ever again
Fucking is awesome, that’s what we’re meant to do. But keep it safe, wear a condom, rock and roll.
Sal Coz Costa
